They sent me a $500 ball vape to review, and it benched the best friend I’ve had for three years. I’d do it again tomorrow.
There’s a vape that’s followed me around my duplex for years like a loyal dog. The Cannabis Hardware B1.
In the living room for a movie. The desk for the long nights of empty pages. Or my laundry room, getting bouldered, wishing my Fruit of the Looms would fold themselves. I’ve got a Volcano Hybrid and something like fifteen vaporizers in this house right now that have survived the Hunger Games that buried 30 or 40 other vapes in the dirt over 20 years.
But I’d been circling TCC’s Universal Baller for the better part of a year now. Reading forums at hours when no healthy adjusted man is awake. I’ve killed more 3 am carts before checkout because $500 is $500. Plus, I already owned a ball vape I’d have taken a bullet for. Why spend my life savings on next year’s Bugatti when I got a 2017 Honda Pilot at home?
Then High Times asked if I wanted to review it, and a few days later, boom, there it was. I couldn’t believe my luck. I pinched myself hard and I opened the box and thought: that looks awesome.
Then right on its heels, what have I done? In minutes I had parts everywhere. Screens. Rings. A coil. A fistful of dainty little tools laid out like a field-stripped rifle on a poncho. I’ll admit, it looked worse than it was. Most of that stuff just screws on and plugs in.
Little Red Balls, Big Black Coil
“What the hell is that, a steampunk soldering iron or some sort of Iron Age adult toy? What? A ball what now? …
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Author: Lucas Indrikovs / High Times
