Dedicated to my imaginary friends Hoppy Soppy and Monster Scooter.
My therapist Peter-Tuesdays-At-Noon (and sometimes Peter-Fridays-At-Nine) said I need a healthier work/life balance. He suggested taking Sundays off, and doing whatever I want.
I asked him, “Could I write about it?”
He said, “That’s work.”
I said, “No, it’s fun.”
He said, “If you must.”
So, with P.T.A.N.’s blessing every Sunday I’m making it my mission to get lifted and live more!
TL;DR – Overall I’d give this Sunday an 8.4/10.
This Sunday I got high, drank coffee, ate a bagel, saw the movie IF with a friend, walked home, got high, ate pizza, watched NHL highlights and sneaker videos on Youtube, jacked off, went to bed.
If you’d like a more in-depth look into my self-care Sunday let’s get into it!
(Editor’s Note: There will not be an in-depth look into jacking off. We aren’t sure why he tried to fight us on this.)
THE KEY TO A BALANCED BREAKFAST IS AN EDIBLE
I usually start my mornings by checking my phone, and being called a cuck on Instagram — but not on Sundays! On Sunday, I began my morning with a 5mg gummy followed by checking a group text asking friends who can see a movie.
The group text was off to a rocky start.
So, I decided to check back later, and go get some breakfast. Maybe by then Steve Bannon will respond.
Walking into an Alfred coffee shop, the edible started to make my bones settle. I ordered my standard fare: a large iced black coffee. The barista asked if I wanted any milk, but I declined saying, “No thanks.” Low-key milk gives me diarrhea, but my intuition told me she didn’t want to …
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Author: Mike Glazer / High Times
